When Pele and I engage in our mutual grooming regime (far to many times a day for my liking), there seems to be an imbalance with the 'mutual' bit- shouldn't it be a two way time share?
I often bring this to Pele's attention who just refuses to see my point, swears that I am incorrect and unreasonable! Pele seems to think that 20mins of non-stop 'receiving' is appropriately repaid by one tug, of one strand of hair, then its back to Pele's turn, whereas I think 20mins received should amount to at least 5mins of giving.
Perhaps someone else can decide who is right and who is wrong?